Sunday, October 21, 2007

Dumbledore is Gay

After the successful sales of all 7 books by Rowling, she has finally brought about a new revelation to the magical world of Harry Potter where anything is possible.


In front of a full house of hardcore Potter fans at Carnegie Hall in New York, the news shook all present. Rowling who was signing autographs was asked..

"Did Dumbledore, who believed in the prevailing power of love, ever fall in love himself?"

The answer from the celebrated author - 

"Dumbledore is gay, actually. Dumbledore fell in love with Grindelwald, and that that added to his horror when Grindelwald showed himself to be what he was. To an extent, do we say it excused Dumbledore a little more because falling in love can blind us to an extent? But, he met someone as brilliant as he was, and rather like Bellatrix he was very drawn to this brilliant person, and horribly, terribly let down by him. Yeah, that's how i always saw Dumbledore. In fact, recently I was in a script read through for the sixth film, and they had Dumbledore saying a line to Harry early in the script saying I knew a girl once, whose hair... [laughter]. I had to write a little note in the margin and slide it along to the scriptwriter, "Dumbledore's gay!" [laughter] "If I'd known it would make you so happy, I would have announced it years ago!"

Well. Being already despised by religious groups especially of the church, Harry Potter was associate with satanism from the very start. The first book was banned by the Vetican authorithies and ever since, the second book gave an important role to Christmas. Christmas was given a more significant role and the existence of churches also gave rise to the question of whether this book witchcraft or a new from of christianitity. Now, this new revelation has given them another reason to continue to refer this heretical book as satan's book.

Other questions included whether Hagrid found true love and also about Neville's love life.

Q: Did Neville ever find love?

Nep's Thoughts: Yes. Neville finally marries Hannah Abbot and they became landlord and landlady of the Leaky Couldron. (Those who don't know where this is can well start reading from Book 1.)



Q: In the Goblet of Fire Dumbledore said his brother was prosecuted for practicing inappropriate charms on a goat. What were the inappropriate charms he was practicing on that goat?

Nep's Thoughts: Lol.. Anyone thinking what I'm thinking??



There are many other questions put forward by past fans. Lol.. Now, the question is "Is Harry next in line to being gay? Did Harry and Ron do it when they were at Hogwards? Was Dumbledore hinting that he has a secret passion on Harry when he first told Harry that he is dearest to him?............